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Bring the ball and chain!
SkyHigh Airlines has shackled itself to North and South America's finest penal institutions to bring you our exciting new Chain Gang Fantasy Camp Vacations! Enjoy maximum SECURITY and FUN as you work off your debt to SkyHigh and society by breaking rocks, laying track or removing hazardous waste in 100-degree-plus heat!

Upon arrival, you'll be greeted by loud, armed men in sunglasses, given a complimentary delousing, then teamed with 10 to 30 work buddies for the remainder of your stay.* Then it's off to "work," where you'll more than earn your chipped beef dinners and four hours of sleep in any one of our quaint WWI-era tents. (Queen-size cots awarded for good behavior.)

Besides getting a great upper-body workout, you'll leave with a spectacular neck tan and social bonds that last a lifetime… or at least 24 hours a day for four weeks. When you're finally unshackled and handed your requisite hard-boiled egg and $10 bus fare, you'll be more than ready to rejoin your humdrum routine on the outside.

*Guest stays may be extended for exceeding 14-ounce daily water allowance, piping up during chow and/or eyeballing labor chaperones.
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